Monday, September 19, 2011

Foo Fighters Protest Westboro Baptist A$$holes

This is why Foo Fighters are the greatest band out there today.

by Donny Brooks

Who doesn't love the Foo Fighters? We do, so much so that we adopted them as our mascots for Darth Politico's own Homeland Security warning system. Who doesn't love them? The assholes at the Westboro "Baptist" "Church"- who obviously couldn't find a soldier's funderal to protest at this weekend, so instead tried to go the Foo Fighters concert in Kansas City.

Ok, listen up, Westboro-- you seem to have forgotten, that when you go to a concert, you actually go in and listen to the music, maybe dance a little, maybe have some liquid or herbal refreshment, buy a t-shirt, and generally chillax.

But the Foos know how to deal with uptight angry a$$holes, which is to make fun of them. And so they showed up to protest the protest.

Thinly disguised in wigs, beards, and costumes, they proceeded to play a song called "Keepin it Clean" whose chorus goes "Driving all night, got a hankering for something/Think I'm in the mood for some hot-man muffins/Mmmm, sounds so fine, yes indeed." They ended their song with a patriotic "God Bless America." Indeed, Foos, Indeed.

The getup was leftover from a video shoot promoting their US tour which features the Foos showering together in a truck stop shower while Queen's "Body Language" plays.  Ummm, the homoeroticism cup runneth over. Then they get into their trucks as "Bridges Burning" starts playing.  RAWK!!!!

Also, this is not the first time the Foos have intervened. Remember this gem from a couple months ago when Dave Grohl tosses an asshole "fan" out of the show?

If they keep going like this, the Foo Fighters are going to savage Benjamin Netanyahu and Mahmoud Abbas so badly that they'll have to declare peace between Israel and Palestine. Dave Grohl for Nobel Peace Prize?  Well. . .they gave one to Obama, didn't they?

The Foo Fighters are the greatest band currently making music today. Disagree? Wanna fight about it? Go for it. But i leave you with this as more evidence:

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