By Donny Brooks, Citizen-Bot, The Ghost of Sam Houston, and Ben Yorick
Never before has our editor been so full of crap and so wrong on so many things.
Darth Pundit, you ignorant slut- you DO realize the irony that it is specifically a site like ours who could be so easily targeted by SOPA? That the entire basis for our site is based on fair use and parody of intellectual properties owned by Lucasfiilm and the publishers of Politco, right?
And even though the things we write here are our original work, that we could be easily shut down based on a complaint from pretty much anyone and appealable by no one on our staff. The site would simply be gone. Boom.
As though thousands of snarky comments screamed out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
However, he is right on one thing- the only way to defeat SOPA is to disconnect money from politics and toss those politicians out on their collective asses who would dare to regulate our freedom of expression. A line must be drawn in the sand, man. This aggression will not stand, man!
This Death Star's small thermal exhaust port right below it's man port is to blast our Congresscritters with phone calls today about SOPA.. Head to Wikipedia for simple instructions.
And just for fun, call Lamar Smith (the main guy behind SOPA) and tell him he's a douche.